Duck Pen Expansion and Flapper Stalks Riley
(August 3, 2005)
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Hey mom!? What're you building?
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Well, Flapper. I'm glad you asked. I'm just starting to build a 12ft x 4ft extension onto your ducky pen,
so your ducklings have a space of their own when they return home soon on August 20th.
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"WHAT? What kids? OUR kids?"
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Yes, Flapper. Kozmo Kirby, Miss Murphy and Bingo Baloo are coming home.
This is the spot for their new pen.
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"Did you hear that, Georgie? The kids are coming home!"
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"I'd better rest while I can then."
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"Oh boy! More ducks! That means..."
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"... more duck poo for me to eat!"
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"That is so gross."
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"Mmm mmm good."
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Riley Roo. You have to stop eating duck poo or I'll make you go in the house.
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Uh oh, Riley. Be careful. You're getting too close to the ducky pen.
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Flapper is very protective of his ducky pen.
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Oh no! Look out, Riley! Flapper is coming after you!
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"You are in violation of duck pen space! Are you questioning my authority?
Cease and dis... dis... go away at once!"
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Run Riley, Run!
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Aww Riley. You got bit on the tail. Poor pup. Are you okay?
"It had to be done. I did it and I'll do it again. The perimeter must be kept secure."
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IN OTHER NEWS
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What do you do with eggs when you don't want any more ducklings?
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You make breakfast.
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After suckering all my nearby neighbors into trying the duck eggs first,
they reported back that they were indeed tasty, so I gave them a try myself.
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The yokes are big and the eggs are too, but otherwise they make some great-tasting scrambled eggs,
once you get past the fact that you know the duck egg-layer personally.
Or duckally.
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Suburban farm fresh duck eggs. Mmm mmm. Want some?
:: stay tuned ::
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