O'Malley's Conspiracy Theory
(December 16, 2005)
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"I think those ducks are up to something." I think you're right, Simon. But what is it this time? |
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"Sigh... I really enjoyed breakfast this morning. I wonder if I will get treats for lunch." |
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"Oh! Hello there. I was just thinking about food." |
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"Did you bring more treats for me?" Well, no. I didn't bring anymore treats for you, O'Malley. But maybe you can have more peas at lunch time. |
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"Yay! I knew it! Peas!" |
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"Is it lunch time now?" Not yet, O'Malley. I'll let you know when it is. |
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"I get the feeling those ducks are plotting against me." |
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"Okay so if we plan this right, we can sneak up on her from all sides." |
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"I will fly up on the deck while you go around to the steps." |
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"No no. YOU take the stairs and I will fly up. Oh wait, my wing is clipped." |
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"People, people. FOCUS! We have to stick to the plan." |
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"Maybe they should know I'm not as sweet and innocent as I look." |
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"For instance, my talons are quite long and sharp. And I know how to use them. Make sure to tell them that, okay?" |
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"Hmm... those claws do look kind of big." |
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"Change of plans! Let's pick on the dog instead." |
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"Wait a minute. I don't like that idea." |
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"It works for me ." |
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"Round 1: Watch out, Riley. Here I come!" |
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"That was a close call." |
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"Round 2: C'mon Kozmo, let's get her!" |
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"This entertainment could go on all day. Is it lunch time yet?" |
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"Yes, lunch. What a great idea!" |
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"I think I'll dine on duck food." |
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