flappy
My buster Flapper is at the vet today.

He is having issues with his cloaca/vent again. It’s always going to be a chronic issue for him, but this problem is timed perfectly to mess up my vacation. I will know at the end of today if he needs surgery or if he needs daily medication. If he does, I am screwed for my planned vacation this Thursday-Sunday.

And he will totally have to buy me dinner for my birthday. I hope he saved his french fry money.

But seriously, he’s actually doing pretty well. He looks great and his weight is perfect, too (3.12kb/6.87lbs). This is just a chronic issue from his previous surgeries that flared up at the exact wrong moment for me. Whatever it takes to make my little buddy happy is the priority though, so if I have to reschedule my vacation and spend my birthday with him, that’s what I’ll do.

UPDATE: The vet has cleared me to go on vacation, but I’m still thinking about it and may go, but shorten it. I won’t be able to decide ’til I see how Flappy is feeling. He does have some weird tissue and scar tissue inside him, but he is still able to poop on his own. He’s on pain meds and anti-inflammatories while we get biopsies of the weird tissue back and research if/how we could do another surgery on him if it’s necessary. The surgery that would need to be done just hasn’t ever been done in ducks. The vet is thinking about researching human esophageal surgeries for best practices to see if any of it can be applied to Flapper’s case. For now he’s just fine. I pick him up in a few hours.