Tonight Sam was sitting on my lap for a bit while the other ducks hung out in the yard and in the aviary. Petunia was standing on the edge of the big pond, getting a sip of water.

I put Sam down and he immediately sneaked up on Petunia and lunged at her. She hopped up in fright and landed right in the middle of the pond.

I burst out laughing and I swear Sam did, too.

Petunia had a look of fury and rage I don’t think I’ve ever seen before. She jumped out of the pond and chased FULL SPEED after Sam. He took off running while we were both still laughing. I talked Petunia into letting Sam go, for now. It went something like “No no, Petunia! Don’t hurt him!”

She didn’t hurt him. But you know she won’t forgive him.

Muscovy hens do not take kindly to jokesters.

Very funny joke, Sam. You crack me up.