Flapper’s Advice on Hockey
A Flapper fan wrote us an email today to ask advice on a very important matter:
“It’s hockey playoff season – which you may not be aware of being a Seattle duck. BUT a friend of mine has said she’ll root for the Canucks (Vancouver, BC’s team) if I root for the Sharks. The thing here is.. the Sharks are playing the San Anaheim DUCKS.. and I’m torn. Is a loyal fan of the Flapper Family Blog allowed to cheer against a team named after ducks? Thank you for any insight you can offer!”
What do you think, Flapper?
“Hmmm… I do not like sharks. There are not any sharks in my pond, are there?”
No, Flapper. I think your pond is safe.
“Okay then. My advice is to ask the friend for french fries.”
But it’s okay to root for sharks then?
“If I get french fries, yes.”
Makes perfect sense, Flapper. Hope that helps, hockey fans!
Thanks for the email.
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I guess with John Madden retiring, Flapper has a shot as a pro sports commentator.
That still doesn’t answer the question of who are those two duckies in the background?
Wayne: Those two ducks in the background are Frick & Frack the porcelin lawn ornaments.
Are they Sam and Lily? Or did a couple of random pekins land in your yard?
Maybe Flapper should talk to Dana White so he could do color commentating for the UFC:
Joe Rogan: Chuck Liddell got rocked!
Flapper: Quack.
Thank you Mr Flapper for that wonderful insight. I will tell my fellow bunny slave that if she gives you fries, I can route for the Sharks