This morning when I opened the duck pens to move the ducks from their predator-proof night pens to their day aviary, I noticed something had tried to get into the aviary overnight. So I took some time to inspect the entire aviary and make sure nothing got in. There were two bent-back areas of hardware cloth around the aviary door jam, which has a gap. Sure enough tonight I see who was trying to break and enter.

nerd
“Are you making a cape for me, too?”
No. Go away, nerd. We don’t like raccoons at this house. It’d be just excellent if you weren’t NAPPING 20 feet over Flapper’s night pen, too.

please
“Can I please have a cape? I think I would look good in one. Make mine black and white.”
Get bent, you little $#!@. I’m serious. Time for you to move along.

now
“Just a little cape?”
GO NOW! I’m still watching, nerdball. Skeedattle!

Sigh.

The duck night pens are predator-proof, but right around the doors to the day aviary there are a few weak spots where the raccoon tried to get in. I don’t want to lose sleep over this nerdball, so tomorrow morning we’ll see what we can do to make sure the day aviary is 100% air-tight and raccoon-proof. So far it is, but those two doors have gaps that I think this guy could weasel through if he tried hard enough. Not near the ground, but up about 3 feet. That’s where I found some bent-back hardware cloth this morning.

So the ducks are safe for the night. And raccoons are always around here. I see them all the time. I just don’t like to see them lounging around right above the duck pen.

Maybe I will introduce this nerdball to Boone the neighbor dog.