Instructional Videos
O’Malley is releasing a series of instructional videos and public service announcements about all sorts of topics. Here are a few tonight.
First up, O’Malley shows why cats are no match for muscovy drakes.
Next up, O’Malley helps me show everyone how to give a pill to a duck.
We sincerely apologize for the many crimes of fashion that occur in this video clip.
And lastly, O’Malley shows how snuggly he is, and how you shouldn’t disturb his naptime and lap time.
Next up, more instructional videos like…
1. How to tell the front end from the back end of Racquel the chicken
2. How to cut chicken $#!% out of the butt feathers of a chicken
3. How to pat the Flapper belly
This is been an important announcement of the O’Malley muscovy network. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Oh wow I didn’t realize how big O’malley was. And how dinosaur-like.
He’s so cute. Such helpful videos. =^. .^=
These were great videos. i can’t wait to see the video on how to tell the butt from the face on Racquel.
A question: The ‘fur’ on Racquel; is that fur or very small, soft feathers. it sure looks like fur, like cat fur.
Oh boy- videos to watch while we enjoy our tea and toast this morning (yawn). Thanks for the clips O’Malley. Keep them coming! Quacks.
I was a bit scared that you were going to lose a finger or two when you woke Malley up from his nap. I love the cameos by TooToo and ChooChoo at the end.
Great work, Malley!
OMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had no idea duck necks were so BENDY!!!!!!
Instructional video suggestion: How to administer pills to the cat who repeatedly spits them out and then manages to lose them underneath the fridge
Petunia is a lucky girl to have such a snuggly drake. She is, perhaps, less lucky to have such a bitey one – no wonder she doesn’t put up with any nonsense!
Felines beware of the Muscovy-osaurus!!
Very handsome pill model. How are your bite bruises, Tiff?
What a sweetie O’Malley is – love how he snuggles in when you try to disturb him.
Looking forward to future announcements.
As to your fashion statement, one thing I like about living in the country is that once I am home, I can make any kind of fashion statement I want. It usually consists of attire quite like yours, except no binding undergarments. Unplanned visitors sometimes run screaming at this sight when I greet them.