Stalker Simon
“I love you. I want to sit on your lap and stare into your eyes forever. I want to poke you in the face with my furry paws while you sleep, just to make sure you know I still love you. MRRROOWWR I LOVE YOU!”
Wow! I love you too, Simon. I love you a whole bunch. But I do think that maybe you should stop staring at me for so long. It gets a little creepy sometimes. Can you take a break?
“Okay. I will try.”
Simon? Are you going to take that break soon?
“I tried. It didn’t work. I love you!”
Sigh. Love you too, buddy.
Simon: He’s always watching. Except when he’s poking, to make sure you know he’s still watching.
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I have a ‘Simon’ also – his name is Bob. Bob also “makes happy-feet” and drools when he sits on my lap. I am greeted with head-butts and open-mouth purring when my alarm goes off in the morning. And they say cats are aloof…
I have a Simon, and his name is Peepers. He has feathers instead of fur. He stares at me with his black parrot eye. He lands on my head when I’m sleeping and pries my mouth open with his beak.
We should start an “I Have a Simon” support group.
I think hes trying to hypnotize you to drop whatever it is that you were eating on the floor…….
Maybe he’s trying to pull the Jedi Mind Trick. “These aren’t the donuts you were looking for. The cat can go about his business. Move on.”
He is a handsome boy, isn’t he? And a lovable lug.
My “Simon” that does that, his name is Wilbur. When i wake up at night, his face can be right in front of my face and he’s staring at me. Scares the heck out of me. Sometimes when I’ve just gone to bed and my eyes are closed but i’m not asleep, i can tell Wilbur has jumped up on my bed and he is very close to my face. I open an eye real slow and he is right there, in my face. What is with these furry fur balls???
We love our ducks and our cats.
Those are some of the nicest experiences in life.
cute!!!!!!!
Sadly Simon is a Class Five Clinger
what a big, sweet lug! i love simon! my simon, named Carter, passed away in October. such unconditional love.
I love you too Simon, and you can stare at me as much as you like buddy;-)