Chicken to English Translation

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Janet & Olly Astro are learning the ropes and getting into the groove here at Flapper’s house. They still have a little trouble knowing when to go to the aviary and when to go to the night pen, but they are fast learners.

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They love their new high perch in their night pen, and they hop right up on it when they are done eating dinner. It seems a little high to me, but they like it.

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Olivia likes her new perch, too. It lets her lord over Flapper & Chewy’s area.

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And it also doubles as her nesting house.

I am learning a whole new set of chicken vocalizations with the new girls here, too. Racquel and Olivia had a lot of vocalizations, but they tended to get along, so I never heard them argue. Plus I think Racquel spoke a special muppet dialect of chicken language.

But Olivia has taught me a whole new set of terms now that Olly Astro & Janet are here. Olivia and Olly Astro argue a lot. It sounds pretty serious. I’m fairly confident that it contains both obscenities and threats. As near as I can translate, Olivia seems to be saying…

“I will cut you!”

and…

“If I see you near here again, I will knock you into next week!”

I think I also heard…

“Wipe that smirk off your beak or I will wipe it off for you.”

In response, Olly Astro seems to be saying…

“Why don’t you stand up and say that to my face. Oh you ARE standing, shorty.”

And also…

“Stuff a treat in it, Olivia.”

At least they’re talking. Janet is content to let them work it out while she eats blueberries and cherries and peas and romaine lettuces. And also grass. She loves to eat grass.

So far the arguments are all talk, but I do keep Olivia separated from Olly Astro & Janet. While I was hoping they would all get along, I think it is still good that Olivia has some entertainment. She was a little bored with Racquel gone, and she seems to enjoy being the mean old crotchety lady who yells at the neighbor kids.

She is definitely not bored.

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Meet Jessie

Jessie is a duck being cared for by our good friends at Carolina Waterfowl Rescue. Jessie needs several more surgeries on his legs to help him have the best life possible, after severe neglect and abuse. Jessie was dropped by kids like a toy. And when he was “broken,” his family took him to a vet to be euthanized. This is just one of the many terrible, terrible tragedies that happen when people treat animals like disposable toys. Jessie–and all animals–deserve so much better from us.

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If you are in a position to help with Jessie’s surgery bills, you can donate at Carolina Waterfowl Rescue’s website here:

http://www.carolinawaterfowlrescue.com/donate.html

Everyone at Flapper’s house wishes Jessie, and all the feathered friends at Carolina Waterfowl Rescue, all the best.

XOXOX

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Day 2: Meet Janet

This morning, Olly Astro was all ready to start the day.

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She surveyed her new aviary space and settled right in. Nest? Dirt bath area? Grass? Weeds? Shade? Check. That was all she needed.

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Then she and Janet settled in for some morning treats. Today’s treats included romaine lettuces, peas and blueberries. They were all satisfactory to the chickens.

Did you notice Janet the chicken picked her name? I swear she told me that’s what she wanted to be called, and it isn’t my favorite name so I made her wait for a day to decide if she wanted to keep it. Apparently she would like to be called Janet, so Janet it is.

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Olly Astro and Janet seemed to enjoy the day in their aviary space. When I got home, they came out into the yard for a while, but then they went right back to their little corner of the aviary, just like it was home.

They also met the nice neighbor lady tonight and listened to Olivia bicker at them for a bit. Then it was time for dinner and bed. With a little reminder on where to find the night pen, Olly Astro and Janet went right in and ate, and are now roosting on their perch.

Olivia likes her new spot as well, because it’s near her friend Chewy, and it’s far, far away from the new girls.

Day 2 and all is well.

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New Kids

Tonight after work we went to pick up Olivia’s new friend at the vet’s office. The vet said that they have received quite a few dumped hens and roosters this year. It’s an unfortunate side effect of the increase in “urban farming.” People get chickens but then aren’t prepared to help them when they get sick and need medical care. Some try to get help for the hens, but just can’t afford long-term care. Others wait too long to get medical treatment for their animals, and then they face a long recovery. That was the black chicken’s problem. She had severe pneumonia but has now recovered, once she was surrendered to the veterinarian for long-term care.

Anyway, we went to pick up the beautiful black chicken named Olly Astro, and this is what we found.

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Wait a minute. One… two chickens? It turns out that Olly Astro has a friend. They have spent weeks together and are pretty good buddies.

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The friend has recurring prolapse problems, and that’s too much trouble for her other home to deal with. So Olly Astro asked if she could bring her friend with her. It’s not like we’re adopting two chickens. We’re just adopting Olly Astro, and Olly Astro brought a friend with her. Got it?

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Olly Astro’s friend was boxed up to go and joined us on the way home. She looks pretty ready to me.

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Once home, the beautiful Miss Olly Astro began hunting for bugs and taking dust baths.

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Her pretty friend thought that was a great idea, and the two of them enjoyed hours of bug hunting and dust bathing while I got their new aviary space and night pen ready for them.


Olivia voiced her opinion about the new girls while they played in the aviary for a bit. Olivia is not too sure about these new friends yet.

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She stood outside their area and gave them the business.

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After a while, I decided to just move Olivia’s night pen over by her duck buddies Chewy & Flapper so the new girls could have their own night pen. Olivia seemed to accept those terms… for now. But she reserves the right to protest more in the future.

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Olly Astro and her friend settled in to a little more dust bathing and some eating, and then got ready for bed.

Bedtime was hilarious, as Olly Astro and friend were not so sure about their new routine. I tried to get them to settle down and nest, but they wanted to roost. So they flew up to my shoulders and sat on my shoulders and told me to hold still. That wasn’t going to work all night, so I repositioned a perch for them and placed them on it. They reluctantly accepted those terms and are now roosting in their night pen comfortably.

Tomorrow they will have their own section of the aviary and their own breakfast treats of peas and romaine lettuce. We haven’t settled on a forever name for Olly Astro’s friend yet, but as soon as she tells us what she wants to be called, we’ll share it with everyone.

Good night chickens. Good night ducks. Good night moon. Good night people.

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Breaking News

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Oh Olivia? You might be getting a new rescued chicken friend. We’ll hear more tomorrow, so stay tuned.

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“Don’t worry, Chewy. We can still be friends.”

There’s a rescued hen at the vet’s office who might be a good fit as a new friend for Olivia. We’ll hear more tomorrow and see if it will work out. I think Olivia would like a new chicken friend… at least I hope so.

Stay tuned.

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People Who Visit Flapper

Sometimes people we don’t really know, but who follow Flapper’s blog, want to drop by and meet him. This past weekend two nice people came to meet Flapper and they brought him treats. They know the way to his heart. Check out this video of us all just hanging out and talking.

It was private when I posted it before, but I think it’s fixed now.

Quack on.

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Whale Watching

Yesterday we put the ducks away early and headed out to look for whales with our friend Annette. We had a pretty good day! Here are a few photos…

I have promised Flapper that there are no sharks in his pool. He always worries when I return home from the ocean.

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Muscovy Splash!

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Hey, O’Malley. What’s up?

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“I want to take a swim in Flapper’s pool. Do you think he’ll mind?”

i think
I think he might be okay with it if you ask first… oops! Too late.

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“Yahoooo!”

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“That was a good splash.”
And a far-reaching splash, too. I am all wet now.

make way
“Make room for me!”

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“Cannonball!”

woohoo
“WOohoo!”

super splash
“Super splash!”
Nice one, Petunia.

what
“What’s that sound?”
Oh! Um… hmm, I’m not sure, Flapper.

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“If they are in my pool I don’t want to know. Just promise me you’ll clean out the muscovy cooties.”
Okay, Flapper. I promise.

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“I can’t look. I’m going to make myself invisible by hiding my head. What?! What do you mean that doesn’t make me invisible? Are you sure?”

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“Aaaah, that was a great swim.”

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“Wake me up when my pool is clean again.”
Okay, Flapper. Sweet dreams buddy.

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Seattle City Chickens Tour

Today my friend Paola and I took a tour of various chicken coops around Seattle. It was part of Seattle Tilth’s “City Chickens Tour 2010.” For someone like me, who rescues ducks, this is like Lollapalooza!

We saw some beautiful gardens and some super cute chicken coops. Since I rescue chickens and ducks, I knew we would also see a few problems that we always see. Just as I made many mistakes when I first had ducks, we saw many coops that were not predator proof. Many use chicken wire which raccoons can reach through. Some openly foraged during the day (like we used to) and admitted they had lost chickens or ducks to eagles or raccoons. Some probably have rat problems too, because they’re feeding in pens that aren’t rat-proof. Overall, all the people were very knowledgeable about sustainable farming, bees, chickens and such. They were a great group of people and it was a fun tour.

There is a vote coming up in Seattle to increase the legal number of fowl from 3 to 8. I am not sure I am in favor of the increase for several reasons. I guess the most obvious reason is the number of discarded roosters that end up in Seattle shelters. In recent years it has averaged about 20-30 roosters. I assume they’re from people who were sold “hens” but later found out that they were not all hens as they grew up. If the limit is increased nearly 3-fold, I’m concerned that the number of discarded roosters will increase as well. Hatching and shipping chickens are also both areas for concern with animal welfare.

It’s a complicated issue, and while it is great to see more people growing their own food and sustaining their own eating choices, I would just like to ensure that animals don’t needlessly suffer as a result. I am solidly pro-chicken, but not always pro-people I guess.

There was one coop that was spectacular. It was decorated on the inside with “great chickens through history” including Big Bird and the San Diego Chicken. It’s nice to see those hens have heroes to inspire them as they nest and lay eggs. Their pen was also fully predator-proof, they had the legal number of chickens allowed, and their pen was rat proof as well. I think that was my favorite of all.

Many of the kids sold lemonade on the tours, and for those who are wondering, the average price of a cup of lemonade these days goes for 50 cents to $1.00. One kid rose about the pack with his mango lemonade. Well done, kids.

All the best to all the chickens and ducks out there in Seattle. Stay safe, and many quacks from Flapper and family.

P.S. Actually, the kids were my favorite part of the tour. There are a lot of smart, involved kids who know all about plants and chickens and can’t wait to share what they know. I especially loved the kid who kept over-sharing information (that was making him mom cringe) about how their chickens go half-way down the block sometimes. Ha ha ha. “No they don’t stay in the yard. They go FAR away ALL the way down the block.”

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Hot Stuff!

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It’s hot weather for Seattle this week! Today it’ll get up to 90-degrees, which is pretty hot for here, especially because most homes and businesses don’t have air conditioning! Flapper stays cool by taking extra swims in his pool.

How do you beat the heat?

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