This is completely gross.

You have been warned.

Seriously, you should stop reading now and go look at kittens or rainbows if you don’t want to see the grossest thing ever.

It will make you lose your breakfast, and you will never want to eat eggs again.

This is your last warning.

Okay here we go with the grossness.

I warned you.

Seriously.

I’m not joking.

Okay here we go…

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As you know, Olly Astro had a big operation today. It turned out to be very, very serious, and she still has a few days before we’ll really know if she’ll be okay. She is in a lot of pain tonight.

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Olly Astro had an operation today to clean out the stuck yolks in her oviduct. It turns out that she had a whole TON of stuck, partially-formed eggs inside her.

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Look how gross! All of those are egg yolks and some egg whites and some partially formed egg shells. The surgeon thinks that the very last egg Olly laid last season, which was probably in October, was mal-formed. This can happen at the beginning or end of any egg-laying cycle for chickens. As they start laying eggs or taper off, their eggs can be oddly formed. So Olly’s last egg of last season got stuck in her oviduct and never came out. Then she was okay all winter because she wasn’t laying eggs anyway (chickens lay less eggs in winter than they do in summer). But in the past few weeks, as she started to lay eggs again, they couldn’t get out!

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All of her eggs got stuck behind that last season mal-formed egg, and built up inside her. There were at least TWENTY YOLKS, so this has been going on for at least three weeks.

Poor Olly Astro!

As her belly grew, I knew she should be laying eggs soon, and then when she didn’t, I knew something was wrong. But I had NO IDEA it was anything like this! She must have been so uncomfortable. Plus she just had a respiratory infection, too!

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And she is STILL uncomfortable, but hopefully she is on the mend. Her weight before the operation was 2.12kg or 4.67lbs, and after surgery, she now weighs 1.48kg or 3.26lbs. One-fourth of her total weight was STUCK EGG YOLKS!

Yuck.

She is inside for about five days, especially since the weather is so cold. She did have a drink of water and pooped in her carrier on the way home. But other than that, she is very quiet and I’m sure she is really sore. She’s not speaking to me. At all. Hopefully tomorrow she will start feeling a little better. I am sure she is BREATHING better without all those stuck eggs pushing on her air sacs.

Now… we don’t eat eggs anymore around here, because they gross us out. We’re vegan. But you… you just try and enjoy that next Denver omelet or egg scramble.

Mmmmm. Bon appetit!

Oh! In other news, Lester did really well at the vet and will do one more round of antibiotics to make sure his bone infection is gone. They were impressed that he is able to stand up and get around, and he is very happy to be back home with his buddy Flapper.

Please send good thoughts for Olly Astro. She really needs them as she recovers from such a serious surgery.