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I am a domestic pekin duck. I live in Seattle with my human, some other ducks and a smelly cat. I like to eat peas and swim in my pool.

lessie
My current wingman is a rescued guy named Lester Leroy. He is handicapped and kind of looks like a bat when he tries to walk. But I like him. He has funny hair.

mall
This is O’Malley Peepers. He was also rescued and taken to PAWS when he was a baby. He is a muscovy duck. I think that is Russian for “cranky.” He likes to bite so I stay out of his way.

petunia
And this is Petunia. She is also a rescued muscovy duck, but she is not cranky. We found her at Mountain Mom Rescue. She is pretty sweet. I like her but she hangs out with O’Malley.

simon
This is Smelly, I mean Simon. He was rescued from the ASPCA in NYC a long time ago. He mostly lives in the house but he hangs out in my aviary sometimes. He always has this dumb look on his face. He talks a lot.

livi
This is Olivia. She is a chicken who was born in about 2000. She is old, but she still looks young. She is kind of sneaky and I can respect that.

olly
This is Olly Astro. She recently had an operation but she is good now. She is in charge of all the chickens in the yard. She also likes to come in the house since she spent time in there after her surgery.

janet
This is Janet. She is very talky and she loves to run really fast across the yard. You can also find her flopped down in a patch of sunshine. I think she’s a pretty good chicken.

Tiff
And this is my human. She loves me and I love her very much.