Well, Flapper and I are home from the demonstration at Lark restaurant. We went there to say “thank you” to all the nice people from the Northwest Animal Rights Network (http://www.narn.org) who spend their Friday nights trying to reduce the suffering of animals by asking Lark to remove foie gras from their menu.
I have to say, Flapper did SO well. In fact, I was a little bit of a stress puppy, but Flapper was pretty chill. He got a tiny bit stressed when I moved from one spot to another, but he settled right back down and let everyone pet him and talk to him. We sat right at the entrance to Lark restaurant so people who came and left could see what a healthy, happy duck looks like… as opposed to the ducks who are tortured and suffer so Lark can serve foie gras (swollen, diseased liver) on their menu.
What did you think of the demonstration tonight, Flapper?

“Nom nom nom, these fries are good.”

“One more fry and then I’ll talk.”

“Okay. I thought the people were nice. They took a lot of photos of me and I can totally understand that. I’m photogenic! They touched and petted me, which was fine… but now I have to wash off all these human cooties.”
That sounds about right, Flapper. What did you think of that cranky guy who mouthed off to the nice animal rights people?

“Mm… I don’t know. What did you think?”
I thought he was a douchebag, personally.
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha.”
Sorry for the strong language, Flapper. But he really was. I kept thinking of him all the way home. When he and his wife walked up to the restaurant, and the demonstrator tried to hand him a pamphlet… he was just rude and mean to swear and mouth off like that. Even his wife was trying to get him to shut up. I just kept thinking… what a douchebag, you know? All these nice people with purpose and meaning in their lives are spending their Friday nights to reduce suffering for animals. And that guy? He probably just sucked air all day and then mouthed off.

“He probably needs to spend more time with ducks.”
Yeah, you could be right, Flapper.
Anyway… forget about him. I was really proud of you tonight, Flapper. You did really great and didn’t get stressed out a bit. Except for when you fell asleep on the job, I think you did really well. Let’s try it again another Friday night, okay buster?
“Do I get fries again?”

Definitely. Mwah. G’nite buster.
We didn’t take any photos but I am sure people who did will share them with us. So when I can get a few, I’ll post them to the blog. Very special thanks to everyone from NARN who showed up tonight (and other nights) to help reduce suffering for animals. It’s great to meet people who have purpose and passion and take the time to make a difference.
Thank you.
NOTE: Flapper gets a handful of fries a few times a year as a treat. He really loves them, but they’re not great for him. So he only gets them sparingly and in moderation.